The Sexier Underwear
Erotic Romance
By Ophelia Marsh
September 1, 2026
43
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4.3
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About This Novel
"If I had known I was going to die tonight, I would have worn sexier underwear." A woman in mismatched pajamas riddled with holes, a handgun aimed at a shadow in the doorway, and a heart pounding furiously in her chest. Some nights don't go as planned. And some encounters change everything you thought you knew about survival—and love.
Chapters (43)
1-10
Playlist
1. The Devil Has Risen
2. Not The Worst Way To Go
3. Bubble Butt
4. I’ll Take The Whole Bottle, Please
5. Trouble With A Capital T
6. Adam’s Road To Hope: One Man’s Journey To Pussy Palace
7. Spilling Secrets And Wine
8. Okay Friends; Terrible Advice
9. Little Trouble
10. My Peen Hero
11. Can Confirm: That’s A Hospitalizer
12. Fucking Hypnotizing
13. 2-For-1 Special
14. Is That…Vibrating?
15. The One Where They Wore Fake Mustaches
16. That’s Not Fitting Anywhere
17. Banana-Flavored Dicks
18. Before I Fall Apart
19. Dipshits
20. Splitting Her In Half, But Politely
21. We Used Seven Condoms
22. The Other Shoe
23. I’ll See You
24. Stardust Lane
25. Forever Families
26. They Called My Mom
27. How Many Fucking Shoes Are There?
28. Long Time Coming
29. Batman Always Gets The Girl
30. Shirtless Daddies Do It Best
31. Who’s The Real Mr. Incredible?
32. It’s October Third
33. I Think I’ve Transcended
34. No-Nut November
35. Twenty-Five And Can Finally Drive
36. Nobody’s Gonna Know
37. How The Grinch Stole Christmas
38. Too Pretty To Fight
39. Ate And Left No Crumbs
40. Christmas Dicksicles
41. Puzzle Pieces
Epilogue: Oops
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